Beaux's Reviews · Humor

The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists

Have you ever met a pirate? Then how do you know if what is said about them is true? They swash buckles and ooze charm, seduce women and pillage merchants. They are diabolically intelligent, black hearted, romantic, and handsome. Or so we’re told. But what about more important things like ham and beard growing and sea shanties? Sea monsters and poems and wooing mermaids?